- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

a man walked into a bar....

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