- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Donald Trump.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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