Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

This isn't funny.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Horse with a chair on his head.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Anti Joke

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