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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

A horse walks into a barn.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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