why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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