- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Where are you going Your house

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Roses are red, Violets are violet

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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