- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Because she has down's syndrome

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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