What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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