Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Beka has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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