- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why was the woman?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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