- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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