I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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hey John will you make some copies

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Hey, Max!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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