What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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im a dragon, no im not

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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how may i help you

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My Nan, that is all.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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