- Anti Joke

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Your mam is so fat.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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