How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

what?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Hey, Max!!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

hey John will you make some copies

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Where are you going Your house

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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