Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Knock knock knock OCD

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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poop nuff said

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Anti Joke

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