- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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