Hahaha

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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