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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Women's rights

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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