A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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haha

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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my mind's eye?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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