- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

whos district champs not JM

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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