- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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