roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Xzibit

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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