- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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