- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

once upon a time, it snowed

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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