Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

ded on boomer and aodddan

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

womans rights...

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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