- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

guest what i love pancakes

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

I have suicidal thoughts

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

OIO

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

kill yourself

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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