Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Cool Brian

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

womans rights...

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