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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Im batman...suck it losers

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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