Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Okay.

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hi

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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