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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper