- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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