- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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