hi joshua

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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I drive a 'rarri

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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