What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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womens rights

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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