Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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