kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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