What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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what do u call a apple a apple

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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whats one plus one penis

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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