- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Catholicism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

all hail based mark

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

9/11

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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