You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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