What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

world peace

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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