whats long and stretchy? elastic

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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women sports....

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Anti Joke

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