what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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