- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What's white and gluey Glue

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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