- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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