What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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