- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

this is not a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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