- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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