- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Me Neither.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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