- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Nice belt.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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