What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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I <3 Hitler

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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