What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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