- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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