- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

2 Penises

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Penis-biter

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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