- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Rebecca Black.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My parents died!

obama

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

what do u call a black person by his name

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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