What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Your text.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What do I hate? people

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Anti Joke

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