why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

your no better than a cockroach

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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