- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

whats black and white? a zebra

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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