- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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