What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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