- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

hey John will you make some copies

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Bags of delicious poop.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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