Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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