- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Your face

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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