Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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An Artic Storm.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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