- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Church.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

i like it in the mouth

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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