Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

watch me nae nae

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

I have a gay camel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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