A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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women rights

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Women Sports.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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