What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Women's rights.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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