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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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