- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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