What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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A black man has a job.

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I need to start studying.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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