- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A black man walks Into a bar.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Obamacare

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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