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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

eden stop

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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