Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Women

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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