Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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