police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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