So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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An Asian man fails a math test

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

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