- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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