- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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