Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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the holocaust

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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