whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Sex vagina. lol.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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