This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Neither have I

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Anti Joke

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