- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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