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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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