- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

David Cameron

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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