Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A women in the kitchen.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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