two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Boob

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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