- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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