Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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