- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a black man? Black

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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