Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Sex education in Texas.

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