- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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