- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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