Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Rebecca Black's career.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

President Donald Trump

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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