Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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balls

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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