- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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