Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

Sixty... eight

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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