What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Darude- Sandstorm

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

The Moon Landing.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

I like touching my boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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