Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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