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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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