- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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