Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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