- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Samraj.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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