Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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