you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

do you have a wife?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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