- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

do you have a wife?

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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