Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Your face

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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nickel back

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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