How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Your mom.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Nick Cannon

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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think twice or at least think

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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