What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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