- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Knock Knock opens the door

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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