- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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